My wife called me ridiculous

by MagnificentMW

32 Comments

  1. Unique-Toe7575

    Nonsense, I have about 30+ unopened bottles. Love the containers. Where’d you get them?

  2. sactomkiii

    Look at you being nice and not taking up an entire shelf in the fridge…. And half of one cabinet 😂

  3. tacocollector2

    You can’t possibly be eating that many at once. Stop buying til you finish at least 70% of this.

  4. pnw-lifer1988

    In the same boat. They don’t understand. Mine gave up saying anything about my bourbon and scotch collection since it is downstairs and most stashed in the wine cellar… so I take the hot sauce complaints in stride. She occasionally moves hot sauce bottles to the fridge in the garage. Good luck and don’t change.

  5. Alextricity

    random dude on the internet is inclined to agree.

  6. ikurbwmi

    Time to serve up some divorce papers, buddy.

  7. Ok-Feedback-7477

    That blood orange Rogue sauce is awesome! One of my favorites!

  8. PappaWoodies

    I used to be like you… Better start using it like ketchup and make sure to write down the ones you really enjoy and don’t be afraid to throw away the ones you dont.

  9. Remote_Increase4360

    I would consider you well stocked!

  10. Fabulous_Hand2314

    Expires before usage. She’s right.

  11. Throbgoblin69

    EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. THESE. HAS. IT’S. OWN. SPECIAL. AND. IMPORTANT. OCCASION. IT’S. DESTINED. FOR. 👏 👏 👏

  12. ZogemWho

    I’ve negotiated 1/2 shelf in fridge. So I’m really selective with purchases. That said 2 in that space were recommended here.

  13. TokeHash

    Have u thought about getting a new wife🤣

  14. Ok_Zebra_35

    That’s not even 1/4 of what I have right now. Hot sauce is so acidic it keeps for literally years if handled properly. Take the lid off, pour and put the lid back on. Don’t leave it sitting open on the table while you eat. Never touch your food with the bottle. Doing those two things cuts the chances of something starting to grow in the sauce to almost zero.

    It will start to degrade eventually but it takes a long time.

  15. odin_the_wiggler

    Did you clean out the comedy and novelty section of hotsauce.com? /s

  16. hawk4174

    Time too get rid of the wife.🤣🤣. Joking aside I’m in same boat with you. Can’t live without hot sauce.

  17. albanyfunny420

    Damn. I love that black garlic sauce. I ran out a year or two ago and haven’t seen it in the wild forever.

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  18. Sensitive_Point_6583

    if you didn’t collect hotsauce, she’d call you ridiculous for something else, they just do that.

  19. Distinct_Roll5659

    My girlfriend says the same shit, as I’m staring at her 20 box tea collection.

  20. Totalidiotfuq

    i’ve seen a man collect far more ridiculous things

  21. Ckron247

    Hey! If you’re from CO, you’re missing my hot sauce! I beat OSO and a sauce leopard in 2023.

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