Nonsense, I have about 30+ unopened bottles. Love the containers. Where’d you get them?
sactomkiii
Look at you being nice and not taking up an entire shelf in the fridge…. And half of one cabinet 😂
koalatyvibes
no one needs that much
tacocollector2
You can’t possibly be eating that many at once. Stop buying til you finish at least 70% of this.
ozzalot
You mean ex wife right? Right?!
BaijuTofu
Cut to: Her shoe collection.
pnw-lifer1988
In the same boat. They don’t understand. Mine gave up saying anything about my bourbon and scotch collection since it is downstairs and most stashed in the wine cellar… so I take the hot sauce complaints in stride. She occasionally moves hot sauce bottles to the fridge in the garage. Good luck and don’t change.
Alextricity
random dude on the internet is inclined to agree.
Constant_Proofreader
I call you dedicated.
ikurbwmi
Time to serve up some divorce papers, buddy.
Ok-Feedback-7477
That blood orange Rogue sauce is awesome! One of my favorites!
PappaWoodies
I used to be like you… Better start using it like ketchup and make sure to write down the ones you really enjoy and don’t be afraid to throw away the ones you dont.
I’ve negotiated 1/2 shelf in fridge. So I’m really selective with purchases. That said 2 in that space were recommended here.
TokeHash
Have u thought about getting a new wife🤣
StanleyRuxy
Could be a lot worse brother
Ok_Zebra_35
That’s not even 1/4 of what I have right now. Hot sauce is so acidic it keeps for literally years if handled properly. Take the lid off, pour and put the lid back on. Don’t leave it sitting open on the table while you eat. Never touch your food with the bottle. Doing those two things cuts the chances of something starting to grow in the sauce to almost zero.
It will start to degrade eventually but it takes a long time.
odin_the_wiggler
Did you clean out the comedy and novelty section of hotsauce.com? /s
hawk4174
Time too get rid of the wife.🤣🤣. Joking aside I’m in same boat with you. Can’t live without hot sauce.
albanyfunny420
Damn. I love that black garlic sauce. I ran out a year or two ago and haven’t seen it in the wild forever.

technojargon
From husband to husband, you are not.
Sensitive_Point_6583
if you didn’t collect hotsauce, she’d call you ridiculous for something else, they just do that.
Distinct_Roll5659
My girlfriend says the same shit, as I’m staring at her 20 box tea collection.
Gingercatgonebad
Ridiculously awesome!
Totalidiotfuq
well she married you!
Totalidiotfuq
i’ve seen a man collect far more ridiculous things
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Nonsense, I have about 30+ unopened bottles. Love the containers. Where’d you get them?
Look at you being nice and not taking up an entire shelf in the fridge…. And half of one cabinet 😂
no one needs that much
You can’t possibly be eating that many at once. Stop buying til you finish at least 70% of this.
You mean ex wife right? Right?!
Cut to: Her shoe collection.
In the same boat. They don’t understand. Mine gave up saying anything about my bourbon and scotch collection since it is downstairs and most stashed in the wine cellar… so I take the hot sauce complaints in stride. She occasionally moves hot sauce bottles to the fridge in the garage. Good luck and don’t change.
random dude on the internet is inclined to agree.
I call you dedicated.
Time to serve up some divorce papers, buddy.
That blood orange Rogue sauce is awesome! One of my favorites!
I used to be like you… Better start using it like ketchup and make sure to write down the ones you really enjoy and don’t be afraid to throw away the ones you dont.
I would consider you well stocked!
Expires before usage. She’s right.
EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. THESE. HAS. IT’S. OWN. SPECIAL. AND. IMPORTANT. OCCASION. IT’S. DESTINED. FOR. 👏 👏 👏
I’ve negotiated 1/2 shelf in fridge. So I’m really selective with purchases. That said 2 in that space were recommended here.
Have u thought about getting a new wife🤣
Could be a lot worse brother
That’s not even 1/4 of what I have right now. Hot sauce is so acidic it keeps for literally years if handled properly. Take the lid off, pour and put the lid back on. Don’t leave it sitting open on the table while you eat. Never touch your food with the bottle. Doing those two things cuts the chances of something starting to grow in the sauce to almost zero.
It will start to degrade eventually but it takes a long time.
Did you clean out the comedy and novelty section of hotsauce.com? /s
Time too get rid of the wife.🤣🤣. Joking aside I’m in same boat with you. Can’t live without hot sauce.
Damn. I love that black garlic sauce. I ran out a year or two ago and haven’t seen it in the wild forever.

From husband to husband, you are not.
if you didn’t collect hotsauce, she’d call you ridiculous for something else, they just do that.
My girlfriend says the same shit, as I’m staring at her 20 box tea collection.
Ridiculously awesome!
well she married you!
i’ve seen a man collect far more ridiculous things
You people *really* need better spouses.
I’d say passionate.
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Hey! If you’re from CO, you’re missing my hot sauce! I beat OSO and a sauce leopard in 2023.